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how to grow up
a.k.a. how to pack up your entire life and move across the state. by yourself. so. it's been a while. honestly. more than a while. sorry...


how to make the best box of mac and cheese you've ever had
from a seasoned expert step one: make sure you bought the right box of mac and cheese. annie's white cheddar shells are the golden...


where i've been
hi again it has been a minute since i sat down and wrote about what i've been up to. so i thought it would be nice to just sit down and...


The Harmful Effects of Gifted Child Syndrome
Coming from a previously gifted child. When I was 9 years old, I got a little note in my Friday Folder telling me I had been chosen to...


How To Be Soul-Crushingly, Devastatingly, Mind Numbingly Alone
Macaulay Culkin isn't the only person who can enjoy being home alone. I'm terrible at dating myself. For the longest time, I thought that...


How I Survived College As Someone With Bipolar Disorder
Hi, I'm Maya, and I'm bipolar (this is the part where you say hiiiiii, maya). My mom isn't going to love this post. God, I don't think...
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