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my entire personality was my nose ring
"what's your favorite thing about yourself?" when i was seventeen, i went on a class trip to israel. for weeks before the trip, i begged my mom relentlessly for one thing: a nose piercing. quite obviously, the answer the first few hundred times was a resounding "no." but i couldn't take that as an answer. in my seventeen-year-old-brain, the only thing that could help me feel any better about who i was and where i was, was a nose piercing. when zits dotted my face, i would tel
Jan 267 min read


how basketball restored my will to live
no, i'm not having an existential crisis. warriors christmas day 2025 in 2024, i got dumped so hard i started journaling. i'd park my car in my garage that was notorious for having no cell service, play the most depressing playlist i had on full blast (see: "guttural sobbing" ) and i'd write and write till my hand cramped and i couldn't see the pages anymore. then, i'd go up to my fourth floor studio apartment, fall to the ground, and sob on the kitchen floor. it was deeply,
Dec 315 min read


how to grow up
a.k.a. how to pack up your entire life and move across the state. by yourself. so. it's been a while. honestly. more than a while. sorry about that. me, with my car packed to the brim, the day i moved to LA. a year ago, i signed my lease for a studio apartment in los angeles, something i told everyone and their mother i'd finally do someday. and then i did. so i found a job (actually, this job found me ) and packed up all my stuff and drove 6.5 hours to hollywood and started
Nov 16, 20249 min read


how to make the best box of mac and cheese you've ever had
from a seasoned expert step one: make sure you bought the right box of mac and cheese. annie's white cheddar shells are the golden...
Oct 23, 20233 min read


where i've been
hi again it has been a minute since i sat down and wrote about what i've been up to. so i thought it would be nice to just sit down and...
Oct 22, 20234 min read


The Harmful Effects of Gifted Child Syndrome
Coming from a previously gifted child. When I was 9 years old, I got a little note in my Friday Folder telling me I had been chosen to...
Sep 12, 20235 min read


How To Be Soul-Crushingly, Devastatingly, Mind Numbingly Alone
Macaulay Culkin isn't the only person who can enjoy being home alone. I'm terrible at dating myself. For the longest time, I thought that...
Aug 31, 20236 min read


How I Survived College As Someone With Bipolar Disorder
Hi, I'm Maya, and I'm bipolar (this is the part where you say hiiiiii, maya). My mom isn't going to love this post. God, I don't think...
Aug 30, 20236 min read
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