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how to grow up
a.k.a. how to pack up your entire life and move across the state. by yourself. so. it's been a while. honestly. more than a while. sorry...
Nov 16, 20249 min read


how to make the best box of mac and cheese you've ever had
from a seasoned expert step one: make sure you bought the right box of mac and cheese. annie's white cheddar shells are the golden...
Oct 23, 20233 min read


where i've been
hi again it has been a minute since i sat down and wrote about what i've been up to. so i thought it would be nice to just sit down and...
Oct 22, 20234 min read


The Harmful Effects of Gifted Child Syndrome
Coming from a previously gifted child. When I was 9 years old, I got a little note in my Friday Folder telling me I had been chosen to...
Sep 12, 20235 min read


How To Be Soul-Crushingly, Devastatingly, Mind Numbingly Alone
Macaulay Culkin isn't the only person who can enjoy being home alone. I'm terrible at dating myself. For the longest time, I thought that...
Aug 31, 20236 min read


How I Survived College As Someone With Bipolar Disorder
Hi, I'm Maya, and I'm bipolar (this is the part where you say hiiiiii, maya). My mom isn't going to love this post. God, I don't think...
Aug 30, 20236 min read
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